with your own penis?
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack