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(856): View more from New Jersey

I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.

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(315): View more from New York

idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me

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(225): View more from Louisiana

walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(817): View more from Texas

Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.

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(480): View more from Arizona

New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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(540): View more from Virginia

Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there

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(540): View more from Virginia

I sense lesbianism

(703): View more from Virginia

That's a weird power

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist

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