Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.

Fav 29 5021 931
share tweet
(908): View more from New Jersey

Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...

Fav 8 1631 1048
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

Fav 7 1990 1178
share tweet
(978): View more from Massachusetts

Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."

Fav 6 949 2648
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(703): View more from Virginia

Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation

Fav 14 2375 942
share tweet
(954): View more from Florida

I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?

Fav 1 1095 750
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(931): View more from Tennessee

Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.

Fav 3 1169 978
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(718): View more from New York

I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum

(424): View more from California

please don't

Fav 4 534 832
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?

Fav 2 173 60
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT