I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist