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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.

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• (714): View more from California

  You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...

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  I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month

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• (530): View more from California

  I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?

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• (868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

  Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...

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