haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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