...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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