1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
FUCK WHALES
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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