Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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