I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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