Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize