i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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