She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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