I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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