Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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