The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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