"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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