The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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