Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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