4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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