If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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