question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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