love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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