All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
tell me about the fingering
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