His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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