That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sorry about my life...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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