# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
After last night, I could never be a politician.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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