pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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