You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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