Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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