How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
ttyl tear gas
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
