you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck