My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.