what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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