Porn is love you can see.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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