i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So vagazzling was a success
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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