no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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