Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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