Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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