You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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