she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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