The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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