I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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