Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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