is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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