Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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