i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
