do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize