Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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