I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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