let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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