I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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