Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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