who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.