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I painted my nails silver

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And what are the implications of that?

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Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien

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(313): I painted my nails silver (586): And what are the implications of that? (313): Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien http://tfl.nu/iy32

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I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed

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(424): I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed http://tfl.nu/t74f

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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up

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i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one

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ravioli

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(609): So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up (1-609): i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one (609): ravioli http://tfl.nu/eoaw

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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?

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(443): hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"? http://tfl.nu/cmo1

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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home

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(262): I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home http://tfl.nu/gzni

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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home

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(612): Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home http://tfl.nu/ug2x

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Dude she let me cum on her face

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You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning

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(843): Dude she let me cum on her face (1-843): You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning http://tfl.nu/f5g3

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.

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(717): Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin. http://tfl.nu/gep5

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(301): View more from Maryland

they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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(301): they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with. http://tfl.nu/84m6

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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.

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(503): He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success. http://tfl.nu/fztg

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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...

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(503): So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address... http://tfl.nu/a3xh

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(209): View more from California

Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?

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(209): Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2? http://tfl.nu/78yk

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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.

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(+61): Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness. http://tfl.nu/4vgt

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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.

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Score one for dad.

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(541): Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job. (503): Score one for dad. http://tfl.nu/kgah

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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.

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(919): Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds. http://tfl.nu/9jhi

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