Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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