question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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