She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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