whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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