i think my tv is drunk
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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