Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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