I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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