Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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