Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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